Dan

24
North East of England.
Photographer.
Film lover.
Handsome bastard.

 

I just saw ‘Lucy’..

Uhh, yeah… This is horrendous in every way.
I think Luc Besson read a wikipedia article about brain functionality one night and decided to copy and paste the text into the script. Absolutely fucking terrible.
It’s so unintentionally funny. It’s so bad it’s good in a way, but then it reverts back to just being really, really bad.
I’m lost for words. See it for yourselves (Although don’t fucking pay for it, obviously.)

Anonymous asked
Sorry, I'm a guy but holy shit you're so damn attractive

Thanks!

My students are lazy and stupid.

Some of them got e-mails about their low attendance so they came to me after class and said, “Teacher, my attendance is low…”

"Yeah.." I replied.

"Why is this?"

"Because you don’t turn up to class enough"

"But sir, what influences my attendance?"

"…Your attendance"

Lazy fucking idiots, man.

I’m so glad I shave regularly now. It wasn’t a good look.

My hair is on point though.

cinemove:

Punch-Drunk Love (2002) dir. Paul Thomas Anderson

I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realize it sounded a little strange but it’s not.

My 2nd favourite film of all time.

I’m going on holiday to Croatia in 3 weeks and I’m so excited.  I’m not taking my phone, laptop or any other bullshit piece of technology.  I’m going to be completely off the grid and unreachable and that sounds like unmitigated heaven to me. 

I have found my soulmate. 

"Please please do not message me if you have ugly face."

I have found my soulmate.

"Please please do not message me if you have ugly face."

Coming from such a great artist such as yourself Chloe, that comment gives me ultimate credibility. 

I hope it brought tears to your eyes.

Coming from such a great artist such as yourself Chloe, that comment gives me ultimate credibility.

I hope it brought tears to your eyes.