Dan

24
North East of England.
Photographer.
Film lover.
Handsome bastard.

 

I’m intoxicated, but all I want is to make disappointing love to a female.  

Any takers?  

I’m so bored.  I’ve realised that my life needs structure.  When I was working, even though I didn’t really enjoy my job that much, I enjoyed my schedule and the fact that I had something to do every day.  I just need to implement something I’m passionate about into a similar structure. 

Maybe I should join some night classes or something, I don’t know. 

My photos look bloody fab on phone cases.

My photos look bloody fab on phone cases.

Anonymous asked
"It shocks me how more people aren’t anti-Monarchists. Maybe people just don’t think about it." Or maybe there are more important things to get your knickers in a twist over.

Depends on your perspective doesn’t it?  For me I think it’s a very important issue.  It’s not a competition. 

necturusmaculosus:

the-unpopular-opinions:

Die-hard Hannibal fans scare the shit out of me. I’ve seen some of the murder scenes and the sick, twisted things they do… feeding people human meet? Pigs eating people alive? Twisting bodies in gruesome ways??? I simply don’t understand how anybody could fall in love with this type of thing without being labelled as a fucking psychopath. I don’t understand how the very same people who throw fits over rape jokes, will completely excuse gruesome murder, body mutilation, and cannibalism. They eat that shit up. As if it’s not just as bad?? And don’t even try to say, “well rape is a more common crime so that’s not allowed!” or “besides Hannibal has a good story!” I do not fucking care. If you are a Hannibal fan, you are condoning murder, body mutilation, and cannibalism, just as any fan of rape jokes condones rape. Do yourselves a a favor and seek a therapist, I mean that, PLEASE. And for the record, I detest rape jokes, just thought it’d make a good measuring stick to show you all how fucked up you are.

BREAKING NEWS i’ve just been informed that FICTION AND REALITY ARE DIFFERENT more on this story as it develops back to you tom

Someone kill me.

necturusmaculosus:

the-unpopular-opinions:

Die-hard Hannibal fans scare the shit out of me. I’ve seen some of the murder scenes and the sick, twisted things they do… feeding people human meet? Pigs eating people alive? Twisting bodies in gruesome ways??? I simply don’t understand how anybody could fall in love with this type of thing without being labelled as a fucking psychopath. I don’t understand how the very same people who throw fits over rape jokes, will completely excuse gruesome murder, body mutilation, and cannibalism. They eat that shit up. As if it’s not just as bad?? And don’t even try to say, “well rape is a more common crime so that’s not allowed!” or “besides Hannibal has a good story!” I do not fucking care. If you are a Hannibal fan, you are condoning murder, body mutilation, and cannibalism, just as any fan of rape jokes condones rape. Do yourselves a a favor and seek a therapist, I mean that, PLEASE. And for the record, I detest rape jokes, just thought it’d make a good measuring stick to show you all how fucked up you are.

BREAKING NEWS i’ve just been informed that FICTION AND REALITY ARE DIFFERENT more on this story as it develops back to you tom

Someone kill me.

I’m surrounded by idiots.

Girls, I know what you’re thinking; “Why is Dan such a tease?!” 
Listen.  God moves in mysterious ways.  Yeah?

Girls, I know what you’re thinking; “Why is Dan such a tease?!” 

Listen.  God moves in mysterious ways.  Yeah?

Grab a drink and hang out with us. 

Destiny PART 3

I had to go and look at a bunch of mugshots at the police station today because I saw some guy get stabbed last week. 

Couldn’t identify the stabber because they all looked the fucking same; white, shaved head, slightly over-weight & wearing a tracksuit. 

My town, ladies and gentlemen!