Dan

24
North East of England.
Photographer.
Film lover.
Handsome bastard.

 

This sounds really petulant and bitter, but I’m so tired of seeing other people being handed great opportunities instead of me. 

For every note this gets I will postpone my suicide date by a day

mermaid-tears-and-bottles-of-rum:

tyleroakleysbooty:

I was told by some friends to do this so I will give it a try but don’t feel the need to give this any notes 

everyone needs to reblog this, please

Sorry, but if you’re able to postpone something like suicide, an action people undertake when they feel like they have absolutely nothing to live for, just because people give you attention on a website, I’d make an educated guess and say that you have absolutely no reason to want to kill yourself in the first place.  

If it’s as easy as a fucking reblog to make you feel better, you should basically stop wasting everyone’s time and stop trying to put second hand guilt on people.  

Hopefully you’re about 13 and will grow out of this shit. 

Anonymous asked
You should go for that girl, she told me that she is interested in you ;)

Which girl?

I think I’m probably the coolest teacher ever.
I’ve given my class an extended lunch break and will probably send them home early too (So I can leave)
One of the Chinese girls has already given me a gift, so I think I’m winning hearts and minds.

I start my job tomorrow, wish me luck.
I also had such a depressing evening last night that I’m seriously tempted to go spend 6 months in the mountains with monks after September, because I just don’t identify with anything around here anymore.
Not to sound dramatic, of course.

okcdouchebags:

analoguewaves:

Why am I having no takers with this?  What’s wrong with women??
I’ll persevere.  I believe in myself. 

You’re being facetious, yes? You’re not seriously wondering why the pizza joke didn’t work?

Of course I’m joking! 
I’m not an invalid!

okcdouchebags:

analoguewaves:

Why am I having no takers with this?  What’s wrong with women??

I’ll persevere.  I believe in myself. 

You’re being facetious, yes? You’re not seriously wondering why the pizza joke didn’t work?

Of course I’m joking! 

I’m not an invalid!

Why am I having no takers with this?  What’s wrong with women??
I’ll persevere.  I believe in myself. 

Why am I having no takers with this?  What’s wrong with women??

I’ll persevere.  I believe in myself. 

billiondollarlacey:

not-ellas:

uoa:

tremblue:

people who say “i don’t need alcohol or drugs to have a good time” are the most boring fucking people you could possibly come across 

me

let me get this straight… you’re not enough to your own self to have a good time so you reach for drugs and alcohol, but I’m the one who’s boring as fuck? why don’t you do me a favour and go rob a stable for some ketamine and cry yourself out some good sense of having fun while shutting the fuck up. thank you very much. 

THIS

People who have no hobbies apart from getting drunk and high at every opportunity are the most boring fucking people you could ever come across.