North East of England.
Uhh, yeah… This is horrendous in every way.
I think Luc Besson read a wikipedia article about brain functionality one night and decided to copy and paste the text into the script. Absolutely fucking terrible.
It’s so unintentionally funny. It’s so bad it’s good in a way, but then it reverts back to just being really, really bad.
I’m lost for words. See it for yourselves (Although don’t fucking pay for it, obviously.)
My students are lazy and stupid.
Some of them got e-mails about their low attendance so they came to me after class and said, “Teacher, my attendance is low…”
"Yeah.." I replied.
"Why is this?"
"Because you don’t turn up to class enough"
"But sir, what influences my attendance?"
Lazy fucking idiots, man.
I’m going on holiday to Croatia in 3 weeks and I’m so excited. I’m not taking my phone, laptop or any other bullshit piece of technology. I’m going to be completely off the grid and unreachable and that sounds like unmitigated heaven to me.